Now you're old and full of hatredYeah, today's my glorious day of birth, and now I'm 17. Birthdays never really made sense to me, as being born isn't the hugest feat in the world.
"Yeah, you know JFK? I shot him."
"Well that's impressive, but I got BORN!"
Yeah.. No. Nevertheless, celebrating MY birthday makes shitload of sense, 'cause I'm me 'n all. Yeah. xD
I don't feel 17 either, but I've never really felt my age, think it has to do with that short and wise old guy with a 5 foot mustache I keep channeling to spout wisdom. xD
Anyways, chainsaws are mandatory.
Artistic
Devious Comments
Chainsaws ftw. ^^
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. . . with opium hidden in your rectum.
"What I make is what I am, I can't live forever." - Marilyn Manson
Shit Happens.
Stop acting like every occurence is beyond your comprehension.
Fail.
How could I forget god's birthday?
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Avatar made by ~pikagurlXD
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I'm the monster! I'm the villain!
What perfection! What precision!
Keen incisions, I deliver!
Unscathed organs, I deliver!
Repossessions, I deliver!
I'm the Repo, Legal Assassin!
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Milk + Eggs + Blender = Woman
I am Tobin Bell in dA's Celebrities Crew!
*REPO-Army
~Bloody-Sanctuary
Happy day of ruining your mother's chances of ever getting laid again!
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Oh dear. -Insert something poeticy, goey, or maybe something gorey right here.
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DEUCE MUTHA FUCKS!!!!
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Batteries Not Included
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Milk + Eggs + Blender = Woman
I am Tobin Bell in dA's Celebrities Crew!
*REPO-Army
~Bloody-Sanctuary
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-Tazerin-
Pop culture isn't mass hysteria when it's the norm.
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