I decided to do this shit again, but only this time, I'm gonna fill it out too! 8D

What would you do if...
I cried: Tell myself to nut the hell up
I committed suicide: I can't die. Not until I've invented the robo-philosoraptor.
I said I liked you: I know I like me.
I kissed you: Film myself kissing my own face and become an international cash cow freakshow. xD
I lived next door to you: I'd tell myself to get the fuck out of the neighbour's house, I live *here*
I died: Respawn, plx.
I was afraid: Tell myself to nut the hell up, again.
I started smoking: Split my personality into two fragments. Tom, the bad boy douchebag who smokes, and Tom, the bad boy douchebag who doesn't smoke. Yeah. xD
I stole something: Eat it.
I were hospitalized: Entertain myself by talking.. To myself. Well, as they say; I'm my own best audience! 8D
I ran away: Mentally punch myself for not packing lightly.
I got in a fight and you were there: I'd fight, duh. xD

What do you think about my?...
Personality: I am the greatest thing to happen since the Elvis Syndrome (You know - when you have so much money that you have to go to the STORE to find out what you want to buy. xD)
Eyes: My eyes are awesome.
Face: My face is awesome.
Hair: My hair is AWESOME. IT'S METAL, AND SOFT, AND WAVY, AND SIMPLY GODLIKE. 8D
Clothes: My clothes are comfy. 8D
Voice: My talking voice is so-so, but my singing voice is good enough to pull off some crazy shit.
Humor: Retarded-with-intelligent-undertones. xD
Choice of music: Completely and utterly genius.
Mannerisms: British xD
Family: They be OK, I guess.
Friends: Same as above. xD

Would You?...
Be my friend: No, I'd be my lover. xD
Tell me the truth, No matter what: Hard to hide the truth from myself. xD
Lie to make me feel better: Yeah, doesn't work that way. xD
Spread rumors about me: If they were something along the lines of "I could set Vin Diesel's non-existant hair on fire", then yeah.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Sure? xD
Loan me some cash If i needed it: "Hey me, I need cash." "How much do you need, me?" "Oh, I forgot, we're the same fucking person."
Hold my hand: No, that'd be gay, and I'd get the cooties.
Take a bullet for me: Fuck no. xD
Keep in touch: Kinda hard not to. xD
Try and solve my problems: No one else will. xD
Love me: Already do, baby <3
Love me for who I am: Yus <333

[1] Who are you? I'm ME! 8D
[2] Are we friends? I hope to Lee we are. xD
[3] When and how did we meet? Day of conception, I guess. xD
[4] How have I affected you? All I am is all I am.
[5] What do you think of me? I'm AWESOME! 8D
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? Too many to count.. We've been through some crazy shit together. xD
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Until we die. xD
[8] Do you love me? Yus.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Yus.
[10] Would you hug me? Yus.
[11] Would you kiss me? Yus
[12] Are we close? Yus
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? Everything. xD
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? Nah.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 0
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. The New Flesh. 'Cause I fucking feel like it.
[17] Am I loveable? Oh, so very lovable
[18] How long have you known me? Since the day I was created
[19] Describe me in one word: God
[20] What was your first impression? "I need a refund, this body's too small. And squishy."
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? No, apparently, bodies grow. 8D
[22] What do you think my weakness is? Won't tell.
[23] Do you think I'll get married? Hope I will. xD
[24] What about me makes you happy? Everything. xD
[25] What about me makes you sad? Everything. xD
[26] What reminds you of me? The mirror. xD
[27] What's something you would change about me? Hahah, nothing. <3
[28] How well do you know me? Inside-out, my friend.
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Again: I can't hide thoughts from myself.
[30] Do you think I would kill someone? Yup-
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Nah, I already know.

Now like, fill this out, except like, talk about me. Yah. Cool.