Need to be legal. I wanna watch some deathmatches on TV. <_<

Anyways, I got tagged by

1. THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Bag-Man
2. Tom
3. Birdman

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Birdman
2. PsYcHoHuNtEr (It was in grade school, was my Runescape account. Saddest thing about Nerdscape was that some of my friends were playing it in like, the 8th grade. xD)
3. Evolution

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Scratched my balls
2. Commited cow-genocide (BBQ FTW)
3. Played Prototype

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Everything
2. Completely everything
3. Absolutely everything

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Nothing
2. Completely nothing
3. Absolutely nothing

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Israeli
2. Norwegian
3. I think I got some French in me too. Sacre Bleu!

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Bag-Man fears nothing.
2. Except recycling bins.
3. And tortilla rocket launchers.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Camo cargopants, they're like grey, not green.
2. Strapping Young Lad t-shirt
3. Some skate shoes from Etnies

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Food
2. Bed
3. Entertainment

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Guitar
2. Intarwebz
3. Cellphone

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Strapping Young Lad
2. Devin Townsend (and Devin Townsend band)
3. Tomahawk

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Eat good food
2. Kick people in the corneas
3. Be atleast 1/3 as Metal as me! 8D

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Ki - Devin Townsend Project
2. Millennium - Fear Factory
3. Famine Sector - Meathook Seed

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Vampire hunting (I'm coming for you, pansy glitter boy.)
2. Get revealing nudies of Hannah-No-Tits-Montana and singlehandedly make the bitch spiral down into a failing career involving meth and taking it up the ass by some AIDS-ridden producer who's jacked on coke.
3.Shoot caffeine straight into my veins.

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not going to bed at a normal time last night
2. Not taking up Riverdancing (Shit would be awesome to show off. xDDDD)
3. Eating too much fucking candy.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1.
2. Loyalty
3. Money xD

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. My genius
2. My talents
3. My appearance
(4. A viral outbreak that will turn everybody into smurfs jacked on Heart Attack Soda.. It's HeartAttackular!)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. My neck hurts
2. I'm not too fond of my name (I think something along 'Fightmaster' or 'El Deuce' would be more suiting. xD)
3. I can break wind like a lion on brown beans.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Eyes
2. Tits/Ass
3. Smile

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Confidence
2. Intelligence
3. Laid-backness. xD

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. KNIT. I TRY, AND I TRY, AND I TRY, BUT EVERY TIME, I'M SO FUCKING CLOSE TO POKING MY EARDRUMS AND FILLING MY SKULL UP WITH CHLORINE.
2. Lick my elbow
3. Dance like a Russian

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Simplicity
2. Batman: The Animated Series
3. Bruce Lee

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A Gaskell Explorer Classic in black with a white pickguard and Gibson humbucker pickups.
2. Nano-augmentation/genetic augmentation.
3. I'd really like something to drink right now.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Upbringing.
2. Surroundings.
3. Batman

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Playing guitar
2. Skating
3. Writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Jump out of an airplane, followed by Soviet Cyborg Ninja Assassins, and we'd like, fill eachother with lead in the air 'n shit.
2. Scratch my mosquito bite
3. Assassinate Obama. (Don't hate the guy, but Jesus, Think of the lulz! xD)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Commercial
2. Journalist
3. Ultimate Survivalist Badass ala Albert Johnson (Canadia people will get this one)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. US
2. Mars
3. Area-51

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Deadpool
2. Dr. Rockzo
3. He does Cocaine

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Devin
2. Mega-Man
3. Darth

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Off-Limits
2. Mega-Man
3. Darth

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Piss on the grave of my former English teacher
2. Ride on a Moose bareback'd.
3. Piss on the Moose's grave after I tried riding it on the highway

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY
1. McKenzie
2. Carley
3. Tay Zonday

This quiz was taken from ~quizzes