[link] one of the most hilarious webcomics I've read in a while. It's Dr. McNinja, he's a doctor who is also a ninja! 8D

School's over soon, ends on the 19th. I wonder if I'll get accepted into the same school next year. If not, I'll have to get up earlier to head out to whatever God forsaken place I got accepted into.

A quiz, stolen by

1. If I was a profession I'd be: Evil Mastermind
If I was a country I'd be: The Sovereign Diesel Empire of Vin Diesel
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Blood Ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: A chainsaw-nunchuk candy thing that I'm going to invent someday.
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Area-51
If I was a store I'd be: Gamestop
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Etnies
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Smoking. I kill you slowly, but having me makes you look 10 times cooler.
If I was a swear word I'd be: All of them. Or, perhaps "Fuck". I love that word.
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Chili. xD
If I was a disease I'd be: Brain-Implosion Disease.
If I was a board game I'd be: D&D: Vin Diesel Edition!
If I was a feeling I'd be: Pure fucking fury.
If I was a president I'd be: First of all, I'd rename the title to "Overlord". I would be Overlord El Deuce the II.
If I was a war I'd be: Locust/Human war in Gears. xD
If I was a city I'd be: Atlantis
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Oscar Wilde.
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: I dun wanna be no toothpaste.
If I was a business I'd be: "Happy Tom's Super Villain Enterprises"
If I was a currency I'd be: Rich. HURR HURR!
If I were a month, I'd be: August.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: Motherfuckin' Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: GIANT OCTOPUS. AAAAND SPERM WHALE. THOSE TWO BADASS SEA CREATURES DUKE IT OUT ALL THE TIME. UNDER THE SEA. FUCK YEAH.
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride. For sure. xD
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Acid
If I were a tree, I'd be: Badass
If I were a bird, I'd be: A seriously deranged seagull.
If I were a tool, I'd be: HAMMER.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: One of those Venus Flytraps.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Storms.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Gee-tarr.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Gorilla-shark.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Carrot.
If I were a sound, I'd be: Gutteral noises.
If I were an element, I'd be: Fuck your elements, I'd be Captain Planet!
If I were a car, I'd be: total'd.
If I were a song, I'd be: Heavier than getting hit by Michael More faster than the speed of Ninjas.
If I were a book, I'd be: Extremely insane.
If I were a food, I'd be: Happy. I could eat myself all day.
If I were a material, I'd be: Adamantium. xD
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sour
If I were a word, I'd be: Metal
If I were a body part, I'd be: Dick. xD
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: That face you make when you witness something so awesome, you're not completely sure if you came in your pants or wet yourself 'cause of the extreme badassitude of said event.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Circle.
If I were a number, I'd be: 21
If I were a band, I'd be: Caedes.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Morgan Freeman