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Math. Sucks shitballs rolled up by dung beetles.

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 4:08 AM
So, I'm sitting in class right now, doing fuck all. Math fucking bores me. Now, I understand that there is some math you need.. But I do not need this bullshit. I dunno the English word for this horse fuckery, sadly, but still: I understand that I need economics, but it's a pretty small chapter in my book. Oh, and funny enough, I have P Math, which is Practical Math. Practical, my peachy ass.

Economics should be a much bigger chapter, because we actually NEED to learn it. It'll prevent us from making many mistakes people make today (like believe that a credit card is an endless source of moolah)... Instead, I'm sitting here, not learning how to mathematically draw a fucking line. Indeed.

I watched some Mass Effect previews and shit, but there's no more content to view, so I'm here.

Anyways:

From this day forward, I will post weekly shit. So, my deadline every week is Friday, but I'll upload shit when it's done, so it might come up sooner. As for now, I'm going to work on Angry Anime Critic, and I'll try and get one review up a month (as alot of animes are 26 episodes or more, meaning I have alot of anime to watch before I'm actually done... besides, I can only handle so much animu.)

So, today, I'll start working on some other stuff, and probably write some Deadsh!ts aswell. Keep your eyes out.

Fuck math.

  • Mood: Irritated
  • Listening to: Addicted! - Devin Townsend Project
  • Reading: Muhfuggin' math
  • Watching: Mass Effect 2 videos =D
  • Playing: F.E.A.R. 2
  • Eating: Food.
  • Drinking: Drink.

Small update

Wed Nov 11, 2009, 11:30 AM
Alright, so I've decided that I have to write atleast 1 hour per day. So, I'm probably gonna release weekly content from now on, so get those reading glasses on and enjoy.

Also downloaded Addicted (Dev gave me permission to, but he said that if I like it, I should buy it.) and my fucking EARS, it's amazing. It's happy, upbeat, epic, and really nice to listen to. Not a single track I don't like on it, and I'm in the process of learning the songs I like the most.

And I'm going to see Devin Townsend in January! FUCK YEAH!

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Addicted! - Devin Townsend Project
  • Reading: Deadsh!ts: Pop My Cherry
  • Watching: Nothing really. Anyone wanna recommend a movie?
  • Playing: Guitar, insane amounts again
  • Eating: Food.
  • Drinking: Drink.

STAY AWAY FROM THE PORNOGRAPHY!

Mon Oct 5, 2009, 7:34 AM
So, I've had a one-week break from school, and I've been home alone, and that was pretty fun. I intended to keep a journal of all the crazy shit I did when I was alone (as in, when I didn't have anyone over 'n shit), but sadly, I forgot. I did alot of fun shit on Monday, though, including running around naked in the house, pretending to be an airplane.

Deadsh!ts is going good, but as stated; I'm taking my time on it. I'm guessing that I might finish up the first chapter by the end of the week. It all depends on if I get swamped at school or not. I also have another writing project that I wanna do, but it'll have to wait till I'm done with Deadsh!ts. I'm also getting :iconmoonhedgehog: to draw comic covers for each Act, which will be awesome (and hopefully turn into a full-fledged comic one day.)

I'm working on a game with my friend Jens, which currently is in the pre-production stages. It's based off a pretty awesome dream I had, and I'm currently working on writing out the characters and plot. I'll update this when I've gotten enough of a basis to really show anything. The game is planned to be a Survival Horror FPS (First Person Shooter). The title? "No Rest". Alternative title is "Insomnia".

So, I've been mixing a bit on my porno music, and I'm gonna add another song before I send it off into the asshole of the internet. I'm also considering making 3 songs about sexual deviation, as I've already written a song about a romance with a rapist and pedophilia.

I've had a series of really really awesome dreams for the past week, where one of the awesome shit I did (ONE, I did shitloads of Metal-as-Adamantium balls-outery) was shoot Hannah Montana in the face from an airborne sportscar spinning around (not barrel-rolling; spinning around.), walk out of the sportscar, piss into the bullethole in her forehead and sing "Bang bang, he shot me down etc."

I couldn't sleep last night, so I decided to skip today and sleep. That reminds me that I gotta ask my friends what I missed today. If someone had a birthday and there was cake, I'm gonna kick someone so hard in the stomach that their cake comes out both ways. D: <

Alright, so all of you know I'm a huge Devyhead, and so, I've listened to the preview of Addicted; Sounding like a must buy album, really. Also, Full Metal Jackie aired the title track, and someone captured it and put it on Youtube: [link]

Sounding very very good. I know I'm ADDICTED. (HURR HURR)

Also, you all forgot to wake up the emo kid. (Wake Me Up When September Ends)

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Addicted! - Devin Townsend Project
  • Reading: Deadsh!ts: Pop My Cherry
  • Watching: Nothing really. Anyone wanna recommend a movie?
  • Playing: Guitar, insane amounts again
  • Eating: Food.
  • Drinking: Drink.

STAND!

Sun Sep 27, 2009, 1:58 PM
Alright, needledicks, I've been working on Deadsh!ts, and I'm taking my time with the work, so it'll be just the way I want it to. So far, it's filled with swear words, weird analogies, darker humor than Satan flatulence, and yeah: It's simply awesome. The (few) people I've sent it to on MSN found it very enjoyable, praising the atmosphere of the work especially, which is pretty important to me. See, with entertainment today, if you make someone FEEL something, you've succeeded. If you manage to make people forget that they're reading the ramblings of an angry 17 year old asshole and that this world is real for as long as they read it, success is there. The first chapter is pretty fookin' ass long so far (and I'm not even a third done with it), but for those of you who decide to read it once I post it: Don't dismiss it because of the length. Let the dirty veils pull you in, and enjoy.

Now, I got tagged by ~Zhen-10 and so, Music meme!

Band Meme


Here are the rules:
* Choose a singer/band/group.
* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.


1. Are you male or female?
"Omnidimensional Creator"

2. Describe yourself.
"Shitstorm"

3. What do you feel around people?
"You Suck"

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
"Wrong Side"

5. Describe your current relationship.
"Deep Peace"

6. Where would you want to be now?
(In a) "Soul Driven Cadillac"

7. How do you feel about love?
"Noisy Pink Bubbles"

8. What's your life like?
"Sunshine and Happiness"

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
"Slow me down"

10. Say something wise.
"Ziltoidia Attaxx!!!"

I tag you and your psychiatrist, and Bob Dole.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Kingdom - Devin Townsend
  • Reading: Deadsh!ts: Pop My Cherry
  • Watching: A Polish man trying to break into my house. xD
  • Playing: Guitar, insane amounts again
  • Eating: Food.
  • Drinking: Drink.

SIR, YES SIR!

Tue Sep 1, 2009, 10:39 AM
YES SIR!

Alma from F.E.A.R. VS Jackie Estacado from The Darkness. Whoever wins, I'll scream like a hysterically crying schoolgirl with her first menstrual pains and her father's dick in her eye. Possibly in a basement.

We got Macbook Pros today from school, and to be perfectly honest; Macs are only good for media work. Even then, they're more or less the same as PCs. The rest is either just as good, or sub-par. The whole premise of a Mac is that it's "easy".. AKA, the userbase are fucking morons. Also, it "just works".. Explain why you have a helpdesk, motherfuckers!

Jockstrap hats all around. Now make a meal of your asshole, you sonofabitch.

I'm currently working on Deadsh!ts, which is one of my writing projects I'm trying to make a comic out of. I might even make it my In-Depth Project when that time comes around. Punchline is the protagonist of Deadsh!ts, just so you know. Also, full title is: "Deadsh!ts: Pop My Cherry" I'm actually pretty excited about the project, and it's the biggest writing project I've done, and I plan on finishing this one. Already got a sequel planned. Lovers of sex, blood, violence, dark humor and insanity, keep an eye out for Deadsh!ts.

My cellphone is awfully girly. But still, it has an MSN client and Opera Mini (web browser) on it, so I's gewd.

Started working on my music again, but alot less than I did during the summer and some time before that. Just casually working an hour or two. Also, my porno music is getting close to the final mixing stages.

Devin Townsend's "Addicted" is coming out before year's end.

Going to devote this Saturday to finishing up Neon Genesis Evangelion, and that includes my notes for it. So, if I do actually finish it up this Saturday, I'll start posting some notes on Monday, while working on my full written review for it.

How does one organize their gallery? I think mine needs a spit-shine.

We currently have Photo Technique in school, which is pretty fucking boring. It's good to know, but boring nonetheless. Photography really isn't my thing. Also, in my class, there's a running gag that no one has managed to get a normal snapshot of me, as I always make a face.

Mike Patton/Devin Townsend tag team would be dreamy. Too bad Patton isn't interested in working with Townsend.

And finally; WET, a stylized third person shooter, seems pretty fun. I tested the demo, and it plays, feels and sounds like a Quentin Tarantino movie. Lots of overexagerrated blood, acrobatics and bullet time. The only problem I have is that most of the REALLY cool shit is scripted, thus like an action movie, is only interesting the first few times you see it. Rage Mode was actually really cool, with stylized colors and even more over-the-top action. This is definitely a rental.. Too bad we can't fuckin' rent games in Norway.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Honeymoon - Tomahawk (Mike Patton)
  • Reading: Notes
  • Watching: Footage
  • Playing: WET Demo
  • Eating: Food.
  • Drinking: Drink.

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